The Straight Version
Putin declared Russia the best partner for Africa, dismissing Western colonialism.
The UNHINGED Take
Putin's boast is about as subtle as a bull in a porridge stall—Africa, brace for a Russian drizzle of oligarch-backed bribery. The West's 'colonial' pretence? Cleaned up with Baltic salt.
The Bottom Line
HOOFED MADNESS / 10
Putin's boast is about as subtle as a bull in a porridge stall—Africa, brace for a Russian drizzle of oligarch-backed bribery.
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Putin's boast is about as subtle as a bull in a porridge stall—Africa, brace for a Russian drizzle of oligarch-backed bribery. HOOFED MADNESS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/putin-russia-is-african-continents-best-partner-not #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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