The Straight Version
Real Madrid is currently the frontrunner to sign Manchester United teenager JJ Gabriel.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine leaving a rotting Old Trafford dumpster to rot in Madrid's vanity mirror factory. The lad’s career will be dead before he even learns how to ask for a tapas order.
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The Bottom Line
DELUDED TEENAGE DREAMS / 10
Imagine leaving a rotting Old Trafford dumpster to rot in Madrid's vanity mirror factory.
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