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Smaller firms blamed for failure to reduce workplace-related cancer deaths

🇮🇪 Ireland·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Irish Times·28 Oct, 07:04 pm
Smaller firms blamed for failure to reduce workplace-related cancer deaths — Ireland
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The Straight Version

Smaller firms failed to slash workplace cancer deaths despite Irish regulators' checks.

The UNHINGED Take

These wee companies think safety is a suggestion; their 'success' is a cancer carnival. Regulators pat themselves dry while patients pay the price.

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INERT BRAIN DEAD / 10

These wee companies think safety is a suggestion; their 'success' is a cancer carnival.

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These wee companies think safety is a suggestion; their 'success' is a cancer carnival. INERT BRAIN DEAD / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/smaller-firms-blamed-for-failure-to-reduce-workplace #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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