The Straight Version
Smog blankets New Delhi, Diwali firecrackers push air into lethal dust.
The UNHINGED Take
India thinks fireworks conjure light; actually they conjure a vitamin D deficiency turned into paving dust. If a 'festival of lights' means turning lungs to coal, Delhi owes the gods a cash‑back coupon.
The Bottom Line
FATAL POSER / 10
India thinks fireworks conjure light; actually they conjure a vitamin D deficiency turned into paving dust.
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India thinks fireworks conjure light; actually they conjure a vitamin D deficiency turned into paving dust. FATAL POSER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/smog-blankets-new-delhi-as-diwali-firecrackers-worsen #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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