The Straight Version
ANC trails at ~32% (60% counted) in SA municipal polls.
The UNHINGED Take
ANC’s sweat now tastes of empty tea cups; 32% of the vote is a cold joke, a dying flame in a South African streetlight.

The Bottom Line
TOTALLY PHASED / 10
ANC’s sweat now tastes of empty tea cups; 32% of the vote is a cold joke, a dying flame in a South African streetlight.
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ANC’s sweat now tastes of empty tea cups; 32% of the vote is a cold joke, a dying flame in a South African streetlight. TOTALLY PHASED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/south-africas-anc-on-track-for-new-lows #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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