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South Africa’s ANC on track for new lows in local polls

🇮🇪 Ireland·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·5 Nov, 09:48 pm
South Africa’s ANC on track for new lows in local polls — Ireland
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The Straight Version

ANC trails at ~32% (60% counted) in SA municipal polls.

The UNHINGED Take

ANC’s sweat now tastes of empty tea cups; 32% of the vote is a cold joke, a dying flame in a South African streetlight.

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The Bottom Line

TOTALLY PHASED / 10

ANC’s sweat now tastes of empty tea cups; 32% of the vote is a cold joke, a dying flame in a South African streetlight.

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ANC’s sweat now tastes of empty tea cups; 32% of the vote is a cold joke, a dying flame in a South African streetlight. TOTALLY PHASED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/south-africas-anc-on-track-for-new-lows #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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