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Texas has voted Republican for decades. This 37-year-old may be about to change that - but it's close

🇮🇪 Ireland·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Journal·1 Nov, 08:39 pm
Texas has voted Republican for decades. This 37-year-old may be about to change that - but it's close — Ireland
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The Straight Version

At a Halloween rally in Houston, Democratic candidate James Talarico makes a final appeal to Republican voters: “Do right, and risk the consequences”.

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Texas has voted Republican for decades. This 37: "Texas has voted Republican for decades. This 37-year-old may be about to change that - but its close". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Texas has voted Republican for decades.

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Texas has voted Republican for decades. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/texas-has-voted-republican-for-decades-this-37 #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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