The Straight Version
Since Simon Harris returned from paternity leave earlier this week he has been hounded with questions about a mysterious phone call Culture Minister Patrick O’Donovan received before he took ill at an EU Presidency event earlier this month. Harris admitted this week that the phone call was from him, but he has strenuously denied that it was a heated or tetchy interaction. Is it now case closed?
The UNHINGED Take
"The unsolved mystery of Simon Harriss phone call to Patrick ODonovan" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"The unsolved mystery of Simon Harriss phone call to Patrick ODonovan" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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