The Straight Version
Trump asks UFC chief Dana White to be White House press secretary
The UNHINGED Take
"Trump asks UFC chief Dana White to be White House press secretary" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

The Bottom Line
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"Trump asks UFC chief Dana White to be White House press secretary" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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"Trump asks UFC chief Dana White to be White House press secretary" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. UNFILTERED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/trump-asks-ufc-chief-dana-white-to-be #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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