The Straight Version
US approves 500 Patriot missile sale to Ukraine for ballistic defense.
The UNHINGED Take
America yeets half a grand Patriots at Zelenskyy while Putin's hypersonics laugh — Raytheon execs wanking over quarterly bonuses.

The Bottom Line
RAYTHEON BONER MATERIAL / 10
America yeets half a grand Patriots at Zelenskyy while Putin's hypersonics laugh — Raytheon execs wanking over quarterly bonuses.
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America yeets half a grand Patriots at Zelenskyy while Putin's hypersonics laugh — Raytheon execs wanking over quarterly bonuses. RAYTHEON BONER MATERIAL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/us-approves-sale-of-500-patriot-missiles-to #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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