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US midterm election results live: Polls to start closing in some states

🇮🇪 Ireland·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·3 Nov, 10:30 pm
US midterm election results live: Polls to start closing in some states — Ireland
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The Straight Version

Polling booths will close in waves, first at 23:00 GMT in Indiana and Kentucky.

The UNHINGED Take

Al Jazeera’s darling, the US election, is now under a ticking clock. Polling sites close faster than peat-fire in Portlaoise. Even Washington’s suits wonder if they booked the wrong pub.

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Al Jazeera’s darling, the US election, is now under a ticking clock.

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