The Straight Version
The US Senate has advanced Russian energy sanctions legislation during a visit by Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky to the Capitol.
The UNHINGED Take
Fair play to Zelensky for showin' up to the Capitol, but what's the story with these Yanks and their sanctions, are they goin' to sort out the Russians or just give 'em a wee slap on the wrist, and what's with the tributes to that Lindsay Graham fella, didn't he used to be goin' on about startin' a war with everyone, ah sure it's all just a load of guff anyway, they'll be grand, the lot of 'em.
The Bottom Line
GRAND THEATRE / 10
Fair play to Zelensky for showin' up to the Capitol, but what's the story with these Yanks and their sanctions, are they goin' to sort out the Russians or just give 'em a wee slap on the wrist, and what's with the tributes to that Lindsay Graham fella, didn't he used to be goin' on about startin' a war with everyone, ah sure it's all just a load of guff anyway, they'll be grand, the lot of 'em.
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Fair play to Zelensky for showin' up to the Capitol, but what's the story with these Yanks and their sanctions, are they goin' to sort out the Russians or just give 'em a wee slap on the wrist, and what's with the tributes to that Lindsay Graham fella, didn't he used to
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