The Straight Version
Americans are voting in midterm elections to decide the balance of power in Congress during Trump's second term.
The UNHINGED Take
Watching these Yanks shuffle to the polls is like watching a terminal patient pick their poison. Whether the red or blue muppets win, the entire circus is burning down regardless.
The Bottom Line
TOTAL BRAIN ROT / 10
Watching these Yanks shuffle to the polls is like watching a terminal patient pick their poison.
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