The Straight Version
Witness says people were standing looking at their phones who were ‘totally not engaged’ and were not trying to help
The UNHINGED Take
"Woman seen striking Scarlett Faulkner’s head with metal bar six or more times" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Woman seen striking Scarlett Faulkner’s head with metal bar six or more times" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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"Woman seen striking Scarlett Faulkner’s head with metal bar six or more times" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/woman-seen-striking-scarlett-faulkners-head-with-metal #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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