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Zimbabwe’s platinum boom: Where is the wealth?

🇮🇪 Ireland·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·28 Oct, 07:08 am
Zimbabwe’s platinum boom: Where is the wealth? — Ireland
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The Straight Version

Zimbabwe's platinum mines rake in billions while local communities remain destitute without basic infrastructure or essential services.

The UNHINGED Take

The mining fat cats are vacuuming up the riches while the locals get left with nothing but dust and empty pockets. It is a masterclass in grand larceny masquerading as national progress.

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The mining fat cats are vacuuming up the riches while the locals get left with nothing but dust and empty pockets.

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