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'Another massive failure': Golan denounces Netanyahu after Trump announces aid to Israel to stop

🇮🇱 Israel·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Jerusalem Post·3 Nov, 04:35 pm
'Another massive failure': Golan denounces Netanyahu after Trump announces aid to Israel to stop — Israel
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The Straight Version

Golan blasted Netanyahu as Trump stops US aid to Israel.

The UNHINGED Take

Netanyahu's broadsword jealousy cuts deeper than any budget. Trump’s donation stop is a slap in the face, Golan. Israel now has to juggle a grenade with a diet pizza.

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Netanyahu's broadsword jealousy cuts deeper than any budget.

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