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Shin Bet to guard Eisenkot after ‘traitor’ chants outside home

🇮🇱 Israel·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Ynetnews·3 Nov, 03:11 pm
Shin Bet to guard Eisenkot after ‘traitor’ chants outside home — Israel
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The Straight Version

Shin Bet's Unit 730 is now guarding Gadi Eisenkot after protesters labeled him a traitor at his home.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine sinking so low you weaponize a soldier's funeral to trigger a mob. Israel’s political gutter is officially overflowing, and these screaming lunatics are the ones holding the shovel.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT / 10

Imagine sinking so low you weaponize a soldier's funeral to trigger a mob.

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Imagine sinking so low you weaponize a soldier's funeral to trigger a mob. TOTAL NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/il/shin-bet-to-guard-eisenkot-after-traitor-chants #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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