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'Desolation, despair': Spain begins three days of mourning after deadly train crash

🇮🇱 Israel·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·29 Oct, 06:25 am
'Desolation, despair': Spain begins three days of mourning after deadly train crash — Israel
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The Straight Version

Spain has declared three days of national mourning after a high-speed train collision killed 68 people and injured dozens.

The UNHINGED Take

Three days of state-mandated weeping won't fix bullet trains operated like bumper cars while European transit bureaucracy collects fat bonuses for sheer incompetence.

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The Bottom Line

CRIMINAL INCOMPETENCE / 10

Three days of state-mandated weeping won't fix bullet trains operated like bumper cars while European transit bureaucracy collects fat bonuses for sheer incompetence.

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