The Straight Version
Trump and Harris are campaigning in final polls five days before the US midterm elections.
The UNHINGED Take
Watching two geriatric relics scramble for scraps while the entire country burns is the global comedy event of the century. The only thing more delusional than their polls is the voters waiting for a miracle.
The Bottom Line
COLLECTIVE BRAIN ROT / 10
Watching two geriatric relics scramble for scraps while the entire country burns is the global comedy event of the century.
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