The Straight Version
Drone blast hits Colombian base, slays 3, injures 16.
The UNHINGED Take
Colombian drones swapped sandals for a blade, sparking a death party at Santa Rosa. President de la Espriella promises a hunt like a rabid dog, while the attackers are probably wearing invisibility tuxedos.
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The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Colombian drones swapped sandals for a blade, sparking a death party at Santa Rosa.
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Colombian drones swapped sandals for a blade, sparking a death party at Santa Rosa. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/il/drone-attack-on-colombian-army-base-kills-three #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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