The Straight Version
Trump Lures UFC Emcee Dana White to be his White House Press Secretary
The UNHINGED Take
White’s stepping into the Oval office ring, while Trump’s still chasing a cold‑blooded jab of a press squad. Both are fighters; one’s just losing.
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The Bottom Line
MEGABRAIN FAIL / 10
White’s stepping into the Oval office ring, while Trump’s still chasing a cold‑blooded jab of a press squad.
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White’s stepping into the Oval office ring, while Trump’s still chasing a cold‑blooded jab of a press squad. MEGABRAIN FAIL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/il/trump-asks-ufc-boss-dana-white-to-be #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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