The Straight Version
Eisenkot set to win presidency as Herzog finalizes coalition talks.
The UNHINGED Take
Herzog’s puppet show on the Knesset ends with Eisenkot dropping the mic—Israel’s first giant bargain: a president who can’t lift a single stake. Jerusalem Post: all talk, no enforcement.
The Bottom Line
SCHIZOPHRENIC MARVEL / 10
Herzog’s puppet show on the Knesset ends with Eisenkot dropping the mic—Israel’s first giant bargain: a president who can’t lift a single stake.
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Herzog’s puppet show on the Knesset ends with Eisenkot dropping the mic—Israel’s first giant bargain: a president who can’t lift a single stake. SCHIZOPHRENIC MARVEL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/il/eisenkot-expected-to-secure-presidential-mandate-as-herzog #NZElection
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