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Synagogue attacks grow more deadly despite decline in antisemitic threats, Diaspora Ministry warns

🇮🇱 Israel·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Jerusalem Post·5 Nov, 06:21 pm
Synagogue attacks grow more deadly despite decline in antisemitic threats, Diaspora Ministry warns — Israel
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The Straight Version

Bomb threats against US synagogues fell from 1,009 in 2023 to 59 in 2025, but antisemitic attacks involving lethal weapons rose, according to a Diaspora Affairs Ministry report.

The UNHINGED Take

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