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Haredi groom arrested days after wedding for evading draft, sentenced to 20 days in military prison

🇮🇱 Israel·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Jerusalem Post·2 Nov, 12:31 am
Haredi groom arrested days after wedding for evading draft, sentenced to 20 days in military prison — Israel
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The Straight Version

The arrest of a newlywed yeshiva student sparked outrage among haredi leaders, who demanded his release and accused Netanyahu of failing to resolve the haredi draft crisis.

The UNHINGED Take

"Haredi groom arrested days after wedding for evading draft, sentenced to 20 days in military prison" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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FAILED / 10

"Haredi groom arrested days after wedding for evading draft, sentenced to 20 days in military prison" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"Haredi groom arrested days after wedding for evading draft, sentenced to 20 days in military prison" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/il/haredi-groom-arrested-days-after-wedding-for-evading #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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