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Pro-Israel Democrat Haley Stevens endorses Republican Rogers in Michigan US Senate race

🇮🇱 Israel·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Jerusalem Post·2 Nov, 12:14 am
Pro-Israel Democrat Haley Stevens endorses Republican Rogers in Michigan US Senate race — Israel
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The Straight Version

Haley Stevens, a pro‑Israel Democrat, endorses Republican Dan Rogers just days before Michigan's Senate election.

The UNHINGED Take

Stevens, the pro‑Israel Democrat, slapped Rogers’s name on her endorsement card like a faulty ID badge, leaving voters choking on Zionist hypocrisy.

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Stevens, the pro‑Israel Democrat, slapped Rogers’s name on her endorsement card like a faulty ID badge, leaving voters choking on Zionist hypocrisy.

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Stevens, the pro‑Israel Democrat, slapped Rogers’s name on her endorsement card like a faulty ID badge, leaving voters choking on Zionist hypocrisy. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/il/pro-israel-democrat-haley-stevens-endorses-republican-rogers #NZEle

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