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Hundreds evacuated from Melania-brokered ceasefire town of Oleshky

🇮🇱 Israel·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·31 Oct, 02:44 am
Hundreds evacuated from Melania-brokered ceasefire town of Oleshky — Israel
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The Straight Version

Hundreds have been evacuated from Russia-occupied Oleshky under a localised ceasefire brokered by Melania Trump.

The UNHINGED Take

"Hundreds evacuated from Melania-brokered ceasefire town of Oleshky" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Hundreds evacuated from Melania-brokered ceasefire town of Oleshky" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"Hundreds evacuated from Melania-brokered ceasefire town of Oleshky" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/il/hundreds-evacuated-from-melania-brokered-ceasefire-town-of #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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