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Pope Leo becomes first pontiff to vote in US general election

🇮🇱 Israel·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·31 Oct, 01:31 am
Pope Leo becomes first pontiff to vote in US general election — Israel
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The Straight Version

Pope Leo submitted a mail‑in ballot in Chicago for the US midterm election.

The UNHINGED Take

Pope Leo’s Chicago mail‑in feels like a sacrament of lobbying—while he whispers in mothballs, the popes’ empty sandals shake the altar of that half‑framed America.

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The Bottom Line

PRIEST IS A PRANK / 10

Pope Leo’s Chicago mail‑in feels like a sacrament of lobbying—while he whispers in mothballs, the popes’ empty sandals shake the altar of that half‑framed America.

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Pope Leo’s Chicago mail‑in feels like a sacrament of lobbying—while he whispers in mothballs, the popes’ empty sandals shake the altar of that half‑framed America. PRIEST IS A PRANK / 10 https://unhingednews.com/il/pope-leo-becomes-first-pontiff-to-vote-in #NZElection2

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