The Straight Version
Pope Leo submitted a mail‑in ballot in Chicago for the US midterm election.
The UNHINGED Take
Pope Leo’s Chicago mail‑in feels like a sacrament of lobbying—while he whispers in mothballs, the popes’ empty sandals shake the altar of that half‑framed America.

The Bottom Line
PRIEST IS A PRANK / 10
Pope Leo’s Chicago mail‑in feels like a sacrament of lobbying—while he whispers in mothballs, the popes’ empty sandals shake the altar of that half‑framed America.
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Pope Leo’s Chicago mail‑in feels like a sacrament of lobbying—while he whispers in mothballs, the popes’ empty sandals shake the altar of that half‑framed America. PRIEST IS A PRANK / 10 https://unhingednews.com/il/pope-leo-becomes-first-pontiff-to-vote-in #NZElection2
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