The Straight Version
Two tankers struck mines and burned in the Strait of Hormuz.
The UNHINGED Take
Trump’s word salad about ending the war is hotter than the flaming tankers he barely cares about. Iran’s IRGC can’t see the mines, but the U.S. does—if it cares at all.
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The Bottom Line
NEGATIVE IQ / 10
Trump’s word salad about ending the war is hotter than the flaming tankers he barely cares about.
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Trump’s word salad about ending the war is hotter than the flaming tankers he barely cares about. NEGATIVE IQ / 10 https://unhingednews.com/il/iran-war-live-tankers-hit-in-hormuz-trump #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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