The Straight Version
A business jet plunged into a South Florida neighbourhood on Sunday, killing all nine people aboard and exploding into a fireball near homes and a busy road. The pilot had reported icing, precipitation and severe turbulence before the Learjet entered a steep dive, according to air traffic control recordings.
The UNHINGED Take
"Nine killed as business jet crashes into South Florida neighbourhood" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Nine killed as business jet crashes into South Florida neighbourhood" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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