The Straight Version
The IDF is recruiting high schoolers to develop laser defense technology via specialized peripheral computing programs.
The UNHINGED Take
Handing lasers to teenagers is a bold way to spice up the Middle East. If the kids don't accidentally vaporize the moon, they might actually stop something for once.
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The Bottom Line
CHAOTIC CHILD LABOR / 10
Handing lasers to teenagers is a bold way to spice up the Middle East.
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Handing lasers to teenagers is a bold way to spice up the Middle East. CHAOTIC CHILD LABOR / 10 https://unhingednews.com/il/israels-laser-defense-has-made-history-its-future #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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