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UK must expect AI-powered attack on critical infrastructure within two years, report says

🇮🇱 Israel·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Jerusalem Post·3 Nov, 02:50 am
UK must expect AI-powered attack on critical infrastructure within two years, report says — Israel
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The Straight Version

UK’s National Cyber Security Center warns of AI-driven ransomware on critical infrastructure by 2028.

The UNHINGED Take

UK’s cyber‑cops screaming—AI ransomware by 2028. Meanwhile we spit code that fries their towers with one line, and they’re still blinking at the mailbox.

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CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

UK’s cyber‑cops screaming—AI ransomware by 2028.

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