The Straight Version
In a social media post, US envoy Steve Witkoff said the new Abu Dhabi discussions will cover "post-war security agreements, de-escalation, humanitarian measures, and ending the war."
The UNHINGED Take
"US to mediate trilateral talks with Ukraine, Russia in Abu Dhabi next week, US envoy says" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"US to mediate trilateral talks with Ukraine, Russia in Abu Dhabi next week, US envoy says" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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"US to mediate trilateral talks with Ukraine, Russia in Abu Dhabi next week, US envoy says" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/il/us-to-mediate-trilateral-talks-with-ukraine-russia #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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