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What you need to know about the 2026 US midterm elections - explainer

🇮🇱 Israel·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Jerusalem Post·3 Nov, 12:45 am
What you need to know about the 2026 US midterm elections - explainer — Israel
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The Straight Version

US midterms on Nov 3; 57M votes already cast.

The UNHINGED Take

57M votes smacking the US like a landed drone over the deserts. America’s democracy is a rooftop pizza joint -- everybody orders, but it’s the same razzle-dazzle sandwich that never truly feeds.

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CANDIDATE CHEAT / 10

57M votes smacking the US like a landed drone over the deserts.

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57M votes smacking the US like a landed drone over the deserts. CANDIDATE CHEAT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/il/what-you-need-to-know-about-the-2026 #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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