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Paediatricians call for scaling up human milk banks in Keralam - national
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The Hindu•24 Aug

Paediatricians call for scaling up human milk banks in Keralam

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Lack of awareness, stigma and misconceptions continue to be the key reasons for the low turnout of lactating mothers donating milk at the Comprehensive Lactation Management Centre (CLMC) and Human Milk Banks

Unhinged Take

Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. Lack of awareness, stigma and misconceptions continue to be the key reasons for the low turnout of lactating mothers donating milk at the Comprehensive Lactation Management Centre (CLMC) and Human Milk Banks

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SIR in Karnataka: Draft roll out now, here’s how you can check it - national
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The Hindu•24 Aug

SIR in Karnataka: Draft roll out now, here’s how you can check it

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Starting August 24, notices will also be issued to voters whose records have been flagged for logical discrepancies or who could not be mapped to the 2002 electoral rolls.

Unhinged Take

Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. Starting August 24, notices will also be issued to voters whose records have been flagged for logical discrepancies or who could not be mapped to the 2002 electoral rolls.

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Amravati hospital fire: Saw infants covered in black ash, recalls parent - national
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The Hindu•24 Aug

Amravati hospital fire: Saw infants covered in black ash, recalls parent

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Relatives of some children admitted to the hospital also claimed that the ward’s water spray system failed to function and said it should have been activated immediately when the fire broke out

Unhinged Take

Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. Relatives of some children admitted to the hospital also claimed that the ward’s water spray system failed to function and said it should have been activated immediately when the fire broke out

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Telangana CM Revanth Reddy returns to Hyderabad, likely to address controversy over denied US visit - national
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The Hindu•24 Aug

Telangana CM Revanth Reddy returns to Hyderabad, likely to address controversy over denied US visit

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Several Congress leaders may meet the Chief Minister and press for disciplinary action against Endowments Minister Konda Surekha

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Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. Several Congress leaders may meet the Chief Minister and press for disciplinary action against Endowments Minister Konda Surekha

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Centre’s denial of US visit clearance an insult to Telangana; proposed meetings were clearly mentioned: CM Revanth Reddy - national
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The Hindu•24 Aug

Centre’s denial of US visit clearance an insult to Telangana; proposed meetings were clearly mentioned: CM Revanth Reddy

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Telangana CM rejects the argument that he planned to meet some critics of India in the USA, and says it is the Indian missions that facilitate meeting

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Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. Telangana CM rejects the argument that he planned to meet some critics of India in the USA, and says it is the Indian missions that facilitate meeting

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Mandya: Over ₹8 lakh cash found in beggar’s house after her death - national
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The Hindu•24 Aug

Mandya: Over ₹8 lakh cash found in beggar’s house after her death

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Local residents and community leaders reportedly discovered more than 30 bags containing cash and other valuables.

Unhinged Take

Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. Local residents and community leaders reportedly discovered more than 30 bags containing cash and other valuables.

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Israel accused of using kites as pretext to justify escalating Gaza attacks - world
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Al Jazeera•24 Aug

Israel accused of using kites as pretext to justify escalating Gaza attacks

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Israel has threatened Palestinian groups against launching 'kites, drones, and balloons' from the war-torn enclave.

Unhinged Take

If you think this headline makes sense, you have been living under a rock. Everyone involved needs a serious reality check and a double espresso. Israel has threatened Palestinian groups against launching 'kites, drones, and balloons' from the war-torn enclave.

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Cambuur fans suffer burns as fireworks set off during Dutch league match - world
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Al Jazeera•24 Aug

Cambuur fans suffer burns as fireworks set off during Dutch league match

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Game resumed despite injuries to home fans, but it would have been abandoned if a player or match official had been hit.

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The bureaucracy is completely cooked. Nobody asked for this circus, but common sense has officially left the building. Absolute peak chaos. Game resumed despite injuries to home fans, but it would have been abandoned if a player or match official had been hit.

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'Monstrous, mindless': Chidambaram criticises 'One Nation, One Election' plan - national
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Times of India•24 Aug

'Monstrous, mindless': Chidambaram criticises 'One Nation, One Election' plan

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'Monstrous, mindless': Chidambaram criticises 'One Nation, One Election' plan

Unhinged Take

If you think this headline makes sense, you have been living under a rock. Everyone involved needs a serious reality check and a double espresso. 'Monstrous, mindless': Chidambaram criticises 'One Nation, One Election' plan

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Photos: Towering landfill collapse kills 30 in Guinea’s capital, Conakry - world
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Al Jazeera•24 Aug

Photos: Towering landfill collapse kills 30 in Guinea’s capital, Conakry

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A landfill collapse in Conakry kills 30, injures six, and destroys homes after heavy rains in Guinea's capital.

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Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. A landfill collapse in Conakry kills 30, injures six, and destroys homes after heavy rains in Guinea's capital.

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Nearly 90,000 told to evacuate as wildfire approaches Reno, Nevada - world
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BBC World•24 Aug

Nearly 90,000 told to evacuate as wildfire approaches Reno, Nevada

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The fire has burned around 10,500 acres and is completely uncontained, officials say.

Unhinged Take

Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. The fire has burned around 10,500 acres and is completely uncontained, officials say.

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'Not in derogatory manner': Ashwin explains 'serve drinks' comment on Sooryavanshi - national
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Times of India•29 Jul

'Not in derogatory manner': Ashwin explains 'serve drinks' comment on Sooryavanshi

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Ravichandran Ashwin clarified his "serve drinks" comment about Vaibhav Sooryavanshi. He stated the remark aimed to highlight learning opportunities for the young batter. Sooryavanshi faced criticism after a poor series against England. He then performed well against Zimbabwe, earning Player of the Series. Ashwin urged patience, noting young players experience ups and downs.

Unhinged Take

Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. Ravichandran Ashwin clarified his "serve drinks" comment about Vaibhav Sooryavanshi. He stated the remark aimed to highlight learning opportunities for the young batter. Sooryavanshi faced criticism after a poor series against England. He then performed well against Zimbabwe, earning Player of the Series. Ashwin urged patience, noting young players experience ups and downs.

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In UNSC, India strongly condemns recent attacks on maritime vessels in Strait of Hormuz - national
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The Hindu•29 Jul

In UNSC, India strongly condemns recent attacks on maritime vessels in Strait of Hormuz

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India's UN representative condemned the recent attacks on maritime vessels in the Strait of Hormuz and called for de-escalation of tensions

Unhinged Take

Arre, what's going on yaar, first they attack the vessels, then we condemn, it's all a bloody drama, our netas just want to look good in front of the international community, meanwhile the common aam admi is still stuck in traffic on the bloody NH8, who cares about Hormuz when we can't even manage our own roads

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Iran missiles target US forces in Jordan after a five-day pause in war - world
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Al Jazeera•29 Jul

Iran missiles target US forces in Jordan after a five-day pause in war

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Iran fired a barrage of missiles at US troops in Jordan, which were successfully intercepted by the US military.

Unhinged Take

Arre, what is this nonsense, Iran is throwing missiles around like they're distributing free vada pav at a wedding, and the US is just swatting them away like annoying mosquitoes, what's the point of all this tamasha, anyway?

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CJP solidarity protest in Chennai’s Balan Illam keeps alive the legacy of Communist leader Baladhandayutham - national
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The Hindu•29 Jul

CJP solidarity protest in Chennai’s Balan Illam keeps alive the legacy of Communist leader Baladhandayutham

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A solidarity protest was held in Chennai's Balan Illam to commemorate the legacy of Communist leader K. Baladhandayutham, who was expelled from Annamalai University in 1938 for his political activities

Unhinged Take

Arre, these netas and their chest-beating protests, what's the point yaar, just a bunch of oldies sucking up to a dead communist leader, Baladhandayutham was a real dude though, fought against the system and all that jazz, but nowadays it's all just nautanki

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Live: US and Saudi Arabia launch strikes on Iraq, target Iran allies - world
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France 24•29 Jul

Live: US and Saudi Arabia launch strikes on Iraq, target Iran allies

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US and Saudi warplanes carried out strikes on Iran-backed militants in Iraq in response to recent drone attacks

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Arre, what's going on here, US and Saudi are like two goondas taking on Iran's chamchas in Iraq, and now Iran is stopping oil tankers like a kid throwing a tantrum, what a bloody nautanki, world politics has officially gone pagal

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Chief Ministers and criminality: 45% of India’s CMs have cases pending against them - national
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The Hindu•29 Jul

Chief Ministers and criminality: 45% of India’s CMs have cases pending against them

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A recent report has revealed that 45% of India's Chief Ministers have pending cases against them, with Revanth Reddy having the highest number of cases at 89

Unhinged Take

What a bloody joke, 45% of our CMs are crooks and we're still expected to take them seriously, Revanth Reddy is like the Baadshah of crime with 89 cases, and Suvendu Adhikari and Chandrababu Naidu are trying to outdo each other in attempted murder charges, it's like a bloody competition to see who can be the biggest goonda

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100% tariffs for India? US Senate advances key Russian sanctions bill - national
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Times of India•29 Jul

100% tariffs for India? US Senate advances key Russian sanctions bill

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The US Senate overwhelmingly advanced a bipartisan bill to impose new sanctions on Russia. This legislation grants President Trump powers to penalize major energy export buyers. India and China are among the largest customers of Russian crude oil and natural gas. The measure also extends the Iran Sanctions Act through the year 2031. This bill could significantly impact global energy markets and trade relationships.

Unhinged Take

The bureaucracy is completely cooked. Nobody asked for this circus, but common sense has officially left the building. Absolute peak chaos. The US Senate overwhelmingly advanced a bipartisan bill to impose new sanctions on Russia. This legislation grants President Trump powers to penalize major energy export buyers. India and China are among the largest customers of Russian crude oil and natural gas. The measure also extends the Iran Sanctions Act through the year 2031. This bill could significantly impact global energy markets and trade relationships.

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Iran and US trade strikes, shattering brief lull in fighting - world
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BBC World•29 Jul

Iran and US trade strikes, shattering brief lull in fighting

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The US Central Command intercepted multiple ballistic missiles fired by Iran, shattering a brief lull in fighting between the two countries

Unhinged Take

Arre, these two countries are at it again, firing missiles left and right, total pagalpan, can't they just have a chai and sort it out like normal people? Iran is going all out, like a Delhi driver on a Monday morning, and the US is just trying to keep up, what a tamasha. It's like they're trying to outdo each other in a game of who can be the biggest khoda

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Israel kills Palestinian, destroys mosque in Gaza - world
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Al Jazeera•29 Jul

Israel kills Palestinian, destroys mosque in Gaza

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Israeli settlers also attack a Palestinian family in Bethlehem in the occupied West Bank.

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The bureaucracy is completely cooked. Nobody asked for this circus, but common sense has officially left the building. Absolute peak chaos. Israeli settlers also attack a Palestinian family in Bethlehem in the occupied West Bank.

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Top Maoist Misir Besra, Carrying Rs 1 Crore Reward, Arrested In Jharkhand - national
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NDTV•29 Jul

Top Maoist Misir Besra, Carrying Rs 1 Crore Reward, Arrested In Jharkhand

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Maoist leader Misir Besra, with a reward of Rs 1 crore on his head, has been arrested in Jharkhand after being wanted for various cases related to Maoist activities across several states

Unhinged Take

Arre, finally, these Jharkhand cops have managed to catch someone, and it's not just a poor chaiwallah, it's a big fish like Misir Besra, now let's see if they can actually keep him behind bars and not let him escape like Houdini, and what's with the 1 crore reward, who's paying that, the taxpayers, of course, because our netas are too busy filling their own pockets to care about anything else

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Punjabi University institutes ‘Principal Chhabil Das Yadgari Award’ - national
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The Hindu•29 Jul

Punjabi University institutes ‘Principal Chhabil Das Yadgari Award’

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Punjabi University institutes ‘Principal Chhabil Das Yadgari Award’

Unhinged Take

If you think this headline makes sense, you have been living under a rock. Everyone involved needs a serious reality check and a double espresso. Punjabi University institutes ‘Principal Chhabil Das Yadgari Award’

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Video: Fighter Jets Escort Khamenei's Coffin Home For Burial In Mashhad - national
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NDTV•9 Jul

Video: Fighter Jets Escort Khamenei's Coffin Home For Burial In Mashhad

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Khamenei's coffin, along with those of his family members killed on February 28 in US-Israeli strikes, was escorted by fighter jets to Mashhad for burial.

Unhinged Take

So Bollywood hero Khamenei finally gets a swanky fanfare that looks fancier than the staggers caused by Israeli kerbals. Those dead family members? A sad common courtesy, but still—just another grim reminder that the same people nuked the dead stock of a nation that now mourns it. And of course the jets provided the soundtrack, because nothing says ‘ash in the wind’ like a squadron of Al‑Mirage blinking a ‘’Lafarge’’ light show. In short, the world’s still trying to make drama out of death while it’s the very same ‘fuckery’ that’s pulling the levers behind the two‑country row.

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Four from Bengal pushed into Bangladesh return home after one-year legal battle - national
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The Hindu•9 Jul

Four from Bengal pushed into Bangladesh return home after one-year legal battle

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The group, which included two minors, languished in Bangladesh for over a year before it returned home; it came back through the international border in Malda district

Unhinged Take

If you think this headline makes sense, you have been living under a rock. Everyone involved needs a serious reality check and a double espresso. The group, which included two minors, languished in Bangladesh for over a year before it returned home; it came back through the international border in Malda district

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