The Straight Version
Khamenei's coffin, along with those of his family members killed on February 28 in US-Israeli strikes, was escorted by fighter jets to Mashhad for burial.
The UNHINGED Take
So Bollywood hero Khamenei finally gets a swanky fanfare that looks fancier than the staggers caused by Israeli kerbals. Those dead family members? A sad common courtesy, but still—just another grim reminder that the same people nuked the dead stock of a nation that now mourns it. And of course the jets provided the soundtrack, because nothing says ‘ash in the wind’ like a squadron of Al‑Mirage blinking a ‘’Lafarge’’ light show. In short, the world’s still trying to make drama out of death while it’s the very same ‘fuckery’ that’s pulling the levers behind the two‑country row.

The Bottom Line
14/10 WTF
So Bollywood hero Khamenei finally gets a swanky fanfare that looks fancier than the staggers caused by Israeli kerbals.
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