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Video: Fighter Jets Escort Khamenei's Coffin Home For Burial In Mashhad

🇮🇳 India·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NDTV·9 Jul, 12:49 pm
Video: Fighter Jets Escort Khamenei's Coffin Home For Burial In Mashhad — India
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The Straight Version

Khamenei's coffin, along with those of his family members killed on February 28 in US-Israeli strikes, was escorted by fighter jets to Mashhad for burial.

The UNHINGED Take

So Bollywood hero Khamenei finally gets a swanky fanfare that looks fancier than the staggers caused by Israeli kerbals. Those dead family members? A sad common courtesy, but still—just another grim reminder that the same people nuked the dead stock of a nation that now mourns it. And of course the jets provided the soundtrack, because nothing says ‘ash in the wind’ like a squadron of Al‑Mirage blinking a ‘’Lafarge’’ light show. In short, the world’s still trying to make drama out of death while it’s the very same ‘fuckery’ that’s pulling the levers behind the two‑country row.

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The Bottom Line

14/10 WTF

So Bollywood hero Khamenei finally gets a swanky fanfare that looks fancier than the staggers caused by Israeli kerbals.

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So Bollywood hero Khamenei finally gets a swanky fanfare that looks fancier than the staggers caused by Israeli kerbals. 14/10 WTF https://unhingednews.com/in/video-fighter-jets-escort-khameneis-coffin-home-for #UnhingedWorld

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