The Straight Version
Five persons were killed and several others sustained injuries in a fatal road accident involving a tractor-trolley in Uttar Pradesh's Sitapur district, a senior police official said here on Saturday.
The UNHINGED Take
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The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"5 Killed, Several Injured In Road Accident In UP: Cops" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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