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Agnipath Changes Only For Serving Agniveers, New Recruits Still Get 4 Years

🇮🇳 India·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NDTV·6 Nov, 06:05 am
Agnipath Changes Only For Serving Agniveers, New Recruits Still Get 4 Years — India
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The Straight Version

25% of each batch still transitions to regular cadre after four years despite new cap for serving Agniveers.

The UNHINGED Take

Four years for the ones already in, zero reform for the rest. Pure hollow commitment from Modi's government — printing cash while they shuffle papers to dodge reality.

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The Bottom Line

SUICIDAL ENTITLEMENT / 10

Four years for the ones already in, zero reform for the rest.

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