The Straight Version
AI stocks spiked after trillions of market value were wiped.
The UNHINGED Take
Democratic victory wrecked trillions, investors hit the panic button, AI stocks surged like a clown circus on steroids.

The Bottom Line
BLACKHOLE WIN / 10
Democratic victory wrecked trillions, investors hit the panic button, AI stocks surged like a clown circus on steroids.
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Democratic victory wrecked trillions, investors hit the panic button, AI stocks surged like a clown circus on steroids. BLACKHOLE WIN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/in/ai-stocks-climb-after-trillions-wiped-from-market #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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