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CBI books Chandra Proteco, its directors in alleged bank fraud case

🇮🇳 India·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Hindu·30 Oct, 07:31 am
CBI books Chandra Proteco, its directors in alleged bank fraud case — India
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The Straight Version

The CBI booked Chandra Proteco and its directors for systematic financial fraud and operating clandestine bank accounts.

The UNHINGED Take

Chandra Proteco thinks they are playing Monopoly with bank funds, but now they are just playing 'find the soap' in a cold CBI cell. Absolute circus level thievery.

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THIEVES IN THE WILD / 10

Chandra Proteco thinks they are playing Monopoly with bank funds, but now they are just playing 'find the soap' in a cold CBI cell.

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