The Straight Version
CBI files ₹904 crore fraud case against Future Retail, Kishore Biyani; Mumbai searches ordered.
The UNHINGED Take
Future Retail’s Biyani playing bank‑theft jigsaw; CBI’s probing pizza‑slice touches your wallet. Money lies—your empire’s a candy‑wrapped garbage.
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The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BANK ROT / 10
Future Retail’s Biyani playing bank‑theft jigsaw; CBI’s probing pizza‑slice touches your wallet.
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