The Straight Version
CESC issues safety advisory ahead of Deepavali
The UNHINGED Take
"CESC issues safety advisory ahead of Deepavali" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"CESC issues safety advisory ahead of Deepavali" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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"CESC issues safety advisory ahead of Deepavali" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/in/cesc-issues-safety-advisory-ahead-of-deepavali #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
That cursed thumbnail up top? Spat out by HyperVision AI in about 4 seconds. Go make your own monstrosity — ruin someone's feed today. 🔥
