The Straight Version
Donald Trump reportedly offered Dana White the White House press secretary position, which White subsequently declined.
The UNHINGED Take
Trump wants to replace press briefings with cage matches because he finally realized he can't win a war of words without a spinning backfist. The White House is officially a glorified Fight Club.
The Bottom Line
BRAIN ROT LEVEL OLYMPIC / 10
Trump wants to replace press briefings with cage matches because he finally realized he can't win a war of words without a spinning backfist.
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Trump wants to replace press briefings with cage matches because he finally realized he can't win a war of words without a spinning backfist. BRAIN ROT LEVEL OLYMPIC / 10 https://unhingednews.com/in/donald-trump-wants-ufc-fighters-as-assistants #NZElection2026 #Unhinge
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