The Straight Version
Helicopter rescues stranded climbers from a treacherous Italian cliff.
The UNHINGED Take
Italian cliffs couldn’t resist a helicopter’s ego, dragging lost tourists like backstage karaoke singers. Real heroism? A metal bird with butterfingers scooping pizza‑sized jumpsuits for free air‑tasting.
The Bottom Line
WTF EGO / 10
Italian cliffs couldn’t resist a helicopter’s ego, dragging lost tourists like backstage karaoke singers.
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Italian cliffs couldn’t resist a helicopter’s ego, dragging lost tourists like backstage karaoke singers. WTF EGO / 10 https://unhingednews.com/in/dramatic-helicopter-rescue-saves-climbers-stranded-on-italian #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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