The Straight Version
Ethiopian Prime Minister Abiy Ahmed is forcing his government ministers to undergo mandatory military training.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine thinking a bunch of sedentary suits doing push-ups will fix a failing state. It is just performative cosplay for a man who thinks running a country is a larping exercise.

The Bottom Line
TOTAL LUNACY / 10
Imagine thinking a bunch of sedentary suits doing push-ups will fix a failing state.
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Imagine thinking a bunch of sedentary suits doing push-ups will fix a failing state. TOTAL LUNACY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/in/ethiopian-pm-puts-ministers-through-military-training #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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