The Straight Version
Steve Hilton loses California governor bid, Trump-backed ex-UK aide humbled.
The UNHINGED Take
Trump’s gobbledygook turns out weaker than a half‑cooked biryani; Hilton’s California flop beats every slummy conspiracy.

The Bottom Line
STUPID PRANK / 10
Trump’s gobbledygook turns out weaker than a half‑cooked biryani; Hilton’s California flop beats every slummy conspiracy.
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Trump’s gobbledygook turns out weaker than a half‑cooked biryani; Hilton’s California flop beats every slummy conspiracy. STUPID PRANK / 10 https://unhingednews.com/in/ex-uk-political-aide-steve-hilton-loses-bid #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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