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Fire NOC rules eased for existing schools and colleges in Telangana

🇮🇳 India·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Hindu·4 Nov, 01:43 pm
Fire NOC rules eased for existing schools and colleges in Telangana — India
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The Straight Version

Revised guidelines allow existing open spaces to be retained, prescribe alternative fire safety measures and make Occupancy NOCs valid for three years

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Fire NOC rules eased for existing schools and colleges in Telangana: "Fire NOC rules eased for existing schools and colleges in Telangana". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Fire NOC rules eased for existing schools and colleges in Telangana: "Fire NOC rules eased for existing schools and colleges in Telangana".

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