The Straight Version
French shops are boarding up windows ahead of Halloween as violent protests continue to rock the nation.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing says French romance like turning the Champs-Elysees into a riot simulator. These muppets are literally dressing up as vandals for Halloween because reality wasn't chaotic enough for them.
The Bottom Line
NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT / 10
Nothing says French romance like turning the Champs-Elysees into a riot simulator.
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