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Groundwater levels in and around Hyderabad plummet by one metre in one month

🇮🇳 India·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Hindu·6 Nov, 11:25 am
Groundwater levels in and around Hyderabad plummet by one metre in one month — India
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The Straight Version

Groundwater levels in Hyderabad dropped by one metre in just one month.

The UNHINGED Take

Hyderabad is literally drinking itself into a dust bowl while Kukatpally turns into a glorified sandbox. Enjoy your expensive concrete jungle while the taps start wheezing for mercy.

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Hyderabad is literally drinking itself into a dust bowl while Kukatpally turns into a glorified sandbox.

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