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Hakeem Jeffries promises ‘affordability’ focus after Democratic midterm win

🇮🇳 India·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·4 Nov, 07:30 pm
Hakeem Jeffries promises ‘affordability’ focus after Democratic midterm win — India
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The Straight Version

Democratic leader says party expects at least 255 House seats and promises to deliver on affordability.

The UNHINGED Take

Look at Hakeem Jeffries promises ‘affordability’ focus after Democratic midterm win speedrunning total brain death: "Hakeem Jeffries promises ‘affordability’ focus after Democratic midterm win". Zero shame, negative IQ, and regular people get stuck paying the tab while these clowns pat themselves on the back.

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