The Straight Version
India's UN representative condemned the recent attacks on maritime vessels in the Strait of Hormuz and called for de-escalation of tensions
The UNHINGED Take
Arre, what's going on yaar, first they attack the vessels, then we condemn, it's all a bloody drama, our netas just want to look good in front of the international community, meanwhile the common aam admi is still stuck in traffic on the bloody NH8, who cares about Hormuz when we can't even manage our own roads

The Bottom Line
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Arre, what's going on yaar, first they attack the vessels, then we condemn, it's all a bloody drama, our netas just want to look good in front of the international community, meanwhile the common aam admi is still stuck in traffic on the bloody NH8, who cares about Hormuz when we can't even manage our own roads
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Arre, what's going on yaar, first they attack the vessels, then we condemn, it's all a bloody drama, our netas just want to look good in front of the international community, meanwhile the common aam admi is still stuck in traffic on the bloody NH8, who cares about Horm
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