The Straight Version
A new report identifies India as having the world's highest heatwave exposure for infants and older citizens.
The UNHINGED Take
We are essentially slow-roasting our toddlers and grandparents in a giant, humid tandoor while the babus argue over air conditioning budgets. Absolute peak governance in this scorching, crumbling wasteland.
The Bottom Line
TOTAL SYSTEM COLLAPSE / 10
We are essentially slow-roasting our toddlers and grandparents in a giant, humid tandoor while the babus argue over air conditioning budgets.
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We are essentially slow-roasting our toddlers and grandparents in a giant, humid tandoor while the babus argue over air conditioning budgets. TOTAL SYSTEM COLLAPSE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/in/india-among-top-countries-with-highest-heatwave-exposure #NZElection2026
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